This is simply astounding...
The "conspiracy theories" listed were ALL originally created BY THE LEFT, and they were concerning the eeeeeeeeeeevil George W. Bush and his eeeeeeeeevil intentions...
Here, for your enjoyment, the 10 former "left-wing" conspiracies now miraculously attributed to the "right-wing:"
# 10 - The North American Union
Now allegedly a "right-wing conspiracy theory," this theory gained considerable traction in 2005 (quick! who was President then? 10 points if you answered George W. Bush... 50 points if you answered the eeeeeeevil George W. Bush). The premise was that the eeeeeeeeevil Bush (or, as those purveyors of fun and good cheer on the left liked to call him, Bush & Co., BushCo, Bushitler, Dubya, Baby Bush, King George, Dumbo, the chimp, shrub, etc.) was conspiring to create a secret "North American Union" between the United States, Canada, and Mexico, loosely based upon the now-failing European Union. The kooks were even convinced that a gigantic (somehow still secret, though...) combination road/rail system was going to cut a huge swath -- north to south -- connecting Canada to Mexico through the United States. They even warned that our currency was going to be thrown out, replaced by (what they claimed to be the still-secret-but-somehow-they-got-their-hands-on-the-plan) the "Amero."
Of course, nothing of the sort took place, so this original invention of the left has now been conveniently converted -- by the same left that created it -- into a "right-wing conspiracy theory." Good Lord...
# 9 - The Federal Reserve Conspiracy
There is no "conspiracy theory" by the "right-wing" regarding The Fed -- it was one of the most damaging things that "progressive" President, Woodrow Wilson, inflicted upon our country 97 years ago. The Fed needs to be gotten rid of. There have been calls ranging from left-wing loons such as commentator Sam Donaldson to right-wing loons like Ron Paul to do just that -- eliminate The Fed.
# 8 - HAARP
The High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (abbreviated as HAARP) is a joint research venture funded by the United States Air Force, the United States Navy, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) and the University of Alaska. For years, conspiracy nuts on the left have been claiming that it is really a "secret" government program to control the weather, and/or to create earthquakes, and/or is a "secret directed energy weapon." 40-something year-old unemployed liberal men, blogging in their underpants from their mommies' basements, have been warning us about the eeeeeeeeevils of HAARP since early in the Bush Administration.
# 7 - Population Control
The left-wing loons' most recent outcry about this is the "conspiracy" by the government and British Petroleum to "kill millions" in the Gulf Coast region of the United States. Check any number of left-wing sites for confirmation of this. Caution: you will need to shower after visiting those sites -- the hatred they contain is frightening.
# 6 - 9/11 As A Government Plot
Just check this out for your yourself. The co-called "9/11 truthers" are most certainly NOT folks on the "right;" they are all left-wing loons... and Bush-haters.
# 5 - Gun Confiscations
I don't think this is a "conspiracy theory by the right-wing." Rather, the idea expresses valid concerns by Second Amendment supporters over the "gun control" schemes promoted on the left by such prominent Democrats as President Barack Obama, Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY), Senator John Kerry (D-MA), Senator Jack Reed (D-RI), Senator Diane Feinstein (D-CA), new Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan, new Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor, Chicago Mayor Richard Daley (D)... are you getting the picture yet? No "conspiracy" here -- just FACT. Democrats ultimately want even more control and to increase their power, and, if not stopped, will disarm Americans in order to do so.
# 4 - Foreign Troops on U.S. Soil
I'll almost concede this one. There has long been concern by patriotic, conservative Americans over the prospect of United Nations' "troops" possibly being deployed in the United States. In 2009, under
# 3 - FEMA Concentration Camps
One of my all-time favorites. According to the left-wing whackos, who have been promoting this conspiracy theory almost from the time that they began whining about George W. Bush being selected, not elected in 2000, the eeeeeeeeeeeeevil George W. Bush (led by his equally eeeeeeevil puppet master, Dick Cheney) ordered the construction of secret FEMA concentration camps by the eeeeeeeeeevil Halliburton company, into which, it is assumed, Bush's detractors would be crammed, taken from their homes (most likely in the dead of night), herded aboard the "107,200 AutoMax Prison Cars" -- concentration camp rail cars -- allegedly ordered by FEMA from "Gunderson Steel," and taken away... never to be heard from again.
I am not making this up. Google "automax prison cars" or "auto max prison cars." Up will come links to some of the most left-wing sites on the internet... the usual suspects -- indymedia.org, prisonplanet.com, dailykos.com, rense.com, democraticunderground.com, rumormillnews.com, a blog called shadowgovernment, and on and on. The common thread here? Those sites are all left-wing loon, pro Democrat sites. Although... some seem to be supporting Obama less and less these days as they moan about him not doing enough to speed the destruction of our Nation by the introduction and implementation of even more socialist/communist concepts to our beloved country.
Now that a
# 2 - Martial Law
This was a HUGE concern among the left-wing underwear-clad basement bloggers throughout the entire eight years of the George W. Bush administration. Left-wing sites from Democratic Underground, to Jeff Rense, to those fun-lovin' Kos-kids at the Daily Kos, to the huff 'n puffers at Huffington Post... the eeeeeeevil George W. Bush was going to declare martial law because of "terrorism," suspend the
Inconveniently for the proponents of this idiocy, the elections went ahead, just as scheduled. Bush completed his two terms as President, a new President was elected, and the peaceful transfer of power took place, undeterred and unmarred, as it always has since the founding of the nation, from the outgoing President to the new.
No problem for the lefties, though. Now that Obama is President, they simply ignore that this was a basic "theory," posited and promoted by them for nearly eight years, and simply claim that it is now a "right-wing conspiracy theory."
# 1 - Chemtrails
Another favorite, long-time left-wing conspiracy theory. Google "chemtrails" and see how many "hits" you get that you would describe as "right wing" (vs. hits you would describe as "left-wing"). I just googled it myself, and google showed 3,250,000 results for that word. Right up there at the top you will again get links to the "usual suspects" -- Rense, Conspiracy Planet, shameless self-promoter Alex Jones and his la-la-land "Prison Planet" website (all three of which, on top of being extremely left-wing and Democrat-promoting, are virulently anti-Semitic), HuffPo, Daily Kos, RumorMillNews, and scores of links to New Age, left-wing psycho-babble sites, some going on and on about "faction X" and "faction Y" fighting for control of "the New World Order." Lots of UFO stuff thrown in there, for good measure. I guess the lefties think it enhances their credibility...
Suddenly the "issue" of "chemtrails" has been transformed from its origins as a left-wing kook theory to a "right-wing conspiracy theory."
Just another day in Paradise, eh?
I am surfing to the edges of the internet so that...
...you won't have to. ;-)
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to take a shower.
A very looooooooong shower....... ;-)
November or never ~
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